prettyrecklessbride:

Fun fact: In high school Bradie & I hung out SO much we’d get the same invitations to parties… like a married couple… (i was the husband)

prettyrecklessbride:

Fun fact: In high school Bradie & I hung out SO much we’d get the same invitations to parties… like a married couple… (i was the husband)

"I hope you enjoy my sweet cheeks, boys."

- SSTV #33
a-laugh-like-war:

the night is young, we load our guns, and dream of revolution

a-laugh-like-war:

the night is young, we load our guns, and dream of revolution

Hair is doing a Thing. Me likely hair doing the Thing. Hair should keep doing the Thing. #shutupimaselfiewhore

Hair is doing a Thing. Me likely hair doing the Thing. Hair should keep doing the Thing. #shutupimaselfiewhore

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

Urgent security update

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radsanta:

don’t ask me what’s new because nothing ever happens to me

John Watson said that right before he met Sherlock Holmes…

lunabriluna:

umistakeme-forstraight:

Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes. 

Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.

jealousies:

french is such a beautiful language

jealousies:

french is such a beautiful language